21. jul. 2011

Spamtastic! Ler så tårene triller. Kjempegøy! :)

For en stund siden la jeg ut en e-mail adresse her på bloggen, sånn at de som måtte ønske det kan kontakte meg utenfor kommentarfeltet. Vel vitende om at jeg kom til å bli oversvømt av spam, hadde jeg opprettet en egen adresse kun til dette formålet. Først slettet jeg unna en del, men så fant jeg ut at jeg kanskje skulle spare på det for å se hvor mye det ble, sånn bare for morro skyld. Nå gikk jeg inn og så på "fangsten" min. Sannelig er jeg styrtrik. Jeg har massevis av ukjente slektninger, gevinster og diverse flotte foretningsavtaler. For ikke å glemme muligheten til å gifte meg med en afrikansk prinsesse, få en større (wtf) penis, og en gigantisk erstatning for å tidligere ha blitt svindlet. Her er det altså bare å slå til og leve lykkelig til sine dagers ende. Eller hva? 



Her er altså utdrag fra siste ukes spam:


1: help me in distributing my $2.5 Million to orphans and widows and the poor in ur country and i will reward u 4 it, reply 4 detail


2: your email address emerged as one of
the online Winning emails in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a
cash award of £1,000,000.00 Pounds (One Million British Pounds Sterling)
and a Toshiba laptop.


3: made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Five Million one Hundred thousand  Dollars Only  $5,100.000.00  to you


4: i believe this account has very
close ties to you because it is believed to have belonged to a late
distant relative of yours


5: loan offer, apply now

6: 100,000,000.00, i enhver valuta du ønsker

7: I want to transfer the sum of $12,000,000 to your country. I will need your little cooperation to transfer the fund.

8: You kan også
fortelle meg hvor mye lån du trenger, så jeg kan
sende deg vilkår og månedlige repayments.


9: i will send my beautiful pictures to you and also tell you more about my self. I know age will not be a barer to our relationship, what i need is just your love and caring.

10: there is the sum of $10.500,000.00 currently in my branch, there were no beneficiary stated concerning these funds which means no one would ever come to claim it.

11: You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 1 Million
Pounds,(One Million Pounds) in cash credited to fileKTU/ 9023118308/03.
This is from a total cash prize of 1000,000 Million Pounds,shared
amongst the (4)lucky winners


12: awarded One Million Dollars $1,000,000.00 to your Email provide your information

13:  This is to inform you that your Email ID has
just been awarded £800,000GBP

14: The amount involved is $14 Million usd (Fourteen Million United States dollars).Meanwhile all the whole arrangement and directives needed to put claim over this fund as the bonfire next of kin to the deceased, will be forward to you upon your acceptance.

15: You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 1 Million
Pounds,(One Million Pounds) in cash credited

16: The selection process was carried out through random
selection in Our computerized email selection system (ess) from a
database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from which you were
selected.

17: has awarded Two Million Dollars
$2,000,000.00 to your Email

18: We are pleased to inform you that your email address has won the sum of
£1,000,000.00GBP(ONE MILLION POUNDS STERLING)

19: This is a confidential message from the Microsoft/Yahoo Office, You have been approved by the Microsoft/Yahoo Foundation Payment Board to receive a cash grant of $552,000.00 Dollars


20: The Box containing the money and treasures were all deposited and registered as family treasures. This was done for Security reasons we would like to know what you will take as your percentage for assisting us.

21: This makes you cash Prize of Three Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterlings (£3,5000.00) Pounds, to begin processing of your prize contact Bmw Claims Dept

22:  I AM ONE OF THE BANK DIRECTORS, I WILL PLAY A ROLE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE 10.3 MILLION DOLLARS IS RELEASED TO YOU.

23: je veux faire un don en chèque car je suis hospitaliser actuellement veuillez me

24: ($18.5million transfer claims). This is a legitimate transaction and I agreed to offer you 40% of this money as my foreign partner after confirmation of the fund in your bank account, If you are interested,get back to me with the following details below.

25: Dear Lucky Winner,We are please to inform you that 1,000,000.00 ( One Million Euros) has been

Awarded to you in the ITALIAN SUPER ENALOTTO ONLINE PROMOTION.



26: Presently, the fund is still in the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have seriously sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. (Two Million and Five Hundred thousand U.S. Dollars)


27: Hello Vårt system forteller oss at du er en mulig vinner
 med mulighet til å vinne en:
 Apple iMac, Apple iPhone4 or Apple iPad2!

28: Din Western Union-konto er l�st. Som et sikkerhetstiltak m� du oppgi ditt kredittkort CVV (de 3 siste sifrene p� baksiden av kortet) for � l�se opp kontoen din. 


29: en 7-dagers ferie i Mallorca

30: Your email account has won you 1, 000, 000 pounds

31: I bring forth a business proposal in the tune of $12.5 million U.S. dollars to be transferred to an offshore account with your assistance

32: suma (US $ 2.500.000) dwa miliony pi?

33: Når du løst inn ditt gaverkort er du samtidig
med i konkurransen om 10 x spaopphold og en reise til USA.




Og sist men ikke minst (!) mine personlige favoritter som jeg lo litt ekstra godt av:



34: * Increase in penis length by 1-3 inches Increase in penis width by 20%. * Aids in preventing Premature Ejaculation. * Achieved longer, rock hard erections * All gains in penis length and width were 100% permanent


35:Bank Draft of  $800,000.00 United States Dollars which was  deposited here by the Board of the UNITED  NATION and the Government of Nigeria as an  act of compensation because you have been  scammed in the past and discovered that these  scammed are mostly from Africa Region.










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